When things get entirely too serious, this goofy little ticket dispenser always has a tear-able pun ready and waiting. Reach for it when you want to make kids laugh, adults groan, and teenagers roll their eyes.

Jokes include:

* What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison

* What do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum

* If the USA is so great, why did they make the USB?

* How do you organize a party in space? You planet