How to Con Your Kid
The book you don't want your children to read! How to Con Your Kid is the most useful parenting manual you can purchase. Contains hundreds of tips, techniques, and simple scams for getting your child to do exactly what you want - with your child none the wiser. You'll learn to:
*Get your kid to eat by playing on his or her possessiveness.
*Get your kid to bathe by "swimming" in the tub.
And dozens more!